‘You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.’



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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

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helioscentrifuge:

helioscentrifuge:

guys i went into my kitchen and i kept hearing my cat but i couldn’t find her and she sounded really upset

okay i found her and seriously what the hell cat

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hOW THEHELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN THERE

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“During one shoot at a house, he was waiting for us to set up a backdrop, and he sat down at the piano and started playing and singing.  I immediately told the assistants to pull down the backdrop, which was blocking the light coming though the windows to where the piano was— afraid I would miss this moment.  No problem—Downey played a 45 minute concert that gave me plenty of time to make a series of great pictures, and he enthralled everyone in the room with his performance.”

— Sam Jones

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i’d like to wipe it out

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